"My Life has reached it's pintacle: Joes' letting me close the store tonight!"-Lucas "In the immortal words of The Doors-the time to hesitate is through"-Lucas "It's $9104 I counted it-twice"-Lucas "I'm guided by a force much greater then luck"-Lucas "I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this"-Lucas "If ya ever wonder if it was nice to know you, I tell you now that it was"-Lucas "I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do"-Lucas "Lucas? Joe! Where's the money Joe the money's gone. Yeah I know it's gone. Where's it gone to? Atlantic City! Atlantic City? Yeah Is it coming back from Atlantic City? Ah...I don't think so Joe. What's it doing in Atlantic City? Recirculating! Recirculating?!!"-Joe and Lucas "Joe, we're all in some kinda trouble, am I the only one who sees it? Ya know Deb's in trouble and A.J's in trouble... A.J's not in trouble! And Corey's in trouble... Corey's not in trouble-she's going to Harvard! Mark's in trouble and Eddie's in trouble... Hey! I'm the one who's in trouble here. Cause every minute that goes by and I don't call the cops, I look like a bigger banana head! Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana head! Hmm (AJ laughs) You screwd me Lucas, ya know that right? What do ya want me to do, call Mitchell tell him I lied? It seems like a viable option! I swear to God if you're fooling with me I will kill you!"-Lucas, AJ, and Joe "In this life there are nothing but possibilties"-Lucas "Who knows where thoughts come from they just appear!"-Lucas "What's with today today?"-Lucas "What the hell is this, Joe?"--Corey Rules and standards for Musictown employee conduct? Put these in the boxes. The ol Musictown a change-o? No gum chewing will be allowed inside the store? You're turning us into a Musictown? So, why didn't you tell us? Because I was trying to stop it What do you mean? Look, I got together enough money to make Mitch an offer. He was gonna make me a partner. You were gonna buy Empire? That's a good thing, right? Yeah, that would be fantastic. Yeah...great.... You think it's gonna happen now? I have to pay for what Mr. Brilliant here did. It's over kids, ok? Mitchell is the man Joe. Yeah and the man calls all the shots. Damn the man! Let me explain it to you...I'm the idiot, you're the screw up, and we're all losers..Welcome to Musictown!-Corey, AJ, Joe, Mark, and Lucas "Joe? Is it ok if leave the couch now? Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now ok, my ass is falling asleep so I gotta go! I'm leavin now!" -Lucas "Always play with their minds!"-Lucas "Hey! Can I help you with anything? No I'm alright! Thanks! Ya like music? Yeah! Me too!...The fat man walks alone!" What? Wuzzup? What are you some kinda wierdo?" Big coat your wearing-lots of pocket room! Yeah, see ya! I'm sure I'll bump into you! (the chase begins) SHOPLIFTER!!! Isn't it customary to leave the scene after commiting the crime? Definitely an amateur! "Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left, you will notice a shoplifter being chased by our night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil, and served to out first 100 customers. Ha ha ha Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records! ...OH SHIT! (been caught)"-Lucas, Warren, Mark, Gina, and Deb "Why don't you go shove em up your ass! Because that would hurt a lot Warren"-Warren and Lucas "Warren look what you took...rap, metal, rap, metal... Whitney Houston! It's for my girlfriend alright! Sure it is, ya know someone like you needs to demeaner their criminal impulses-not magnify them, maybe some Jazz or some Classical! Maybe you bite me!"-Lucas and Warren "Do any of you like Rex's new album? (all laugh) Dance party USA Teeny bopper type o'shit right? Actually, it tested well amoungst teenage males! Jane did ya comare the percentage of teenage Rex Manning fans to the percentage of homosexuality amoungst teenage males? (more laughs) No!"-Jane, Warren, and Lucas "Mark, who's your favorite singer? Axl! Well if Axl Rose was driving down the freeway and saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road. Do you think Axl would stop to help? (thinks some)...Does Axl have a jack? No way man, Axl would spin the wheel, take aim, pound on the gas and take that sucker out! VROOOMMM! Where do you get this hostility from?"-Lucas, Mark, and Warren "Suberb!"-Lucas "I wet my bed up until I was 10"-Lucas "Don't let the man get you down!"-Lucas "Perfect...well not entirely perfect"-Lucas "Hey Lucas, Lucas man wake up!"-AJ "Lucas, how much? HOW MUCH...?...Shit! What do you mean by shit man? What's up? Huh? Well Lucas doesn't have any money, and Joe let him close the store last night so... Yeah and...oh...heehee Oh! I guess he didn't live up to the full responsibility of the position did he? No, Not the full responsibility...Uh Oh, shut up...Hey! What's up Joe? Hey Joe! What's with the boss threads man? Friggin Rex Manning Day! What's up with the hostility, Joe? Say no more, mon amour....(singin and blows a kiss) Lips are for kissing baby Je t'adore....(")"-AJ, Mark, and Joe "Hey Joe can I ask your advice...Now I know you know a lot about love and woman and all that stuff right? Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gun point, does this qualify me? Oh yeah definitely. Joe I've decided that today's the day that I'm gonna tell Corey how I feel about her. Now I know what your thinking but I really am. See I've been working here off and on for 5 years man, so I gotta tell her, I gotta tell her that I you know that I uh... Love her... Yeah! Now how do I do that? You say I Love You...whatidya want written indtructions? I'm gonna tell her this morning, no noon, yeah by noon, no noon or one, no by 1:37 exactlty Joe! Well good luck! Why thank you!"-AJ and Joe "Does Joe know? No just act normal! Hey Joe how's it going? What's up, Joe?"-Corey and AJ "Hey AJ man whatidya doing? Exercising my veto...man! Are you sure ya wanna do that? Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make ya sterile! (under breath) Maybe I wanna be sterile."-Mark and AJ "Hey Lucas, do you think it's possible for someone to be in love with someone else and not even know it? In this life there are nothing but possibilites! Well that's good cause I have to tell Corey that I love her by 1:37! That's an excellent time!"-AJ and Lucas "Wow, you did have hair when you went in there right? Yeah, it's still in the sink if ya wanna glue it!"-AJ and Deb "Who glued these quarters down? I did! What the Hell for man? I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren!"- Warren and AJ "Corey, I gotta tell you something. It's about how I feel about you. I really, really, REALLY...ah oh God...You know that feeling you get when you just get out of a nice hot bath, all warm and refreshed and nice! Well you make me feel, you make me feel... like a bath? Augh! You're like vanilla ice cream, yeah, french vanilla ice cream! (smiles, then goes find Corey, looks at her makes a face then walks away, comes back makes a movement with his hands then walks away again!)-AJ "You're gonna regret this! I'm not playing this time! I'll be back and you'll be sorry! (shouts while being dragged away by the cops) Whoa, and you'll be sorry (mimicking Warren) I'm already sorry! (laughs)"-Warren, AJ, and Joe "Corey! What are you doing here? Fixing the sign.What are you doing? Taking a break. Wow, it's really weird that you just came up here. Look, I really need to tell you something! Not now, please...please AJ not now. No no it has to be now. Listen, you remember that really horrible day when Mark set off the store alarm and Gina got dumped by that dentist guy and cried all day and I drew the picture of them and Lucas made the voodoo doll and you wore that skirt that I hate? Do you remember that day? What skirt? The one with the flowers... The blue skirt? Yeah, the blue one, I hate... You hate that skirt? Yeah, I hate that skirt, but it's good that I hate that skirt, Corey, cause, listen to me, skirt made me realize that I mean, if I can love her in that skirt, then this must really be it! Corey, I love you! What?...(asks in shock) I mean, I'm in love with you, I'm in love with you! Oh, wow! Please not now AJ. Please don't do this right now. I'm sorry, but I...I can't handle this right now... What are telling me? That you could handle it some other time? Is that it? Look, I just threw myself at Rex Manning ok? I made a total fool out of myself...and I really, I can't take this right now ok! You what? (asks shockingly) Yes, and I'm not ready for this ok? And I'm sorry...I'm sorry. I just wanna be alone right now, alright? Yeah sure, just forget I said anything alright! Just forget it! I didn't say anything...nothing happened!(walks away upset)"-AJ and Corey "Deb, perfect timing, step inside please! What? Uh uh, veto! I'm not listening to this shit, no way! No...We're dancing to it, you don't gotta listen! Hell no! I'm not dancing to Rex Manning! Why not? Yes you are, I am Rex!...I'm so sexxxy! No you're stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid! No I'm sexy!!! (puts her hand on his um his ah ya know his... reproductive organ right below his waist! Then they start dancing, while Corey's watching and AJ takes off his shirt, making Corey really really jealous!)"-AJ and Deb "(after Gina and Rex come out of the room together, and everyone's lookin all pissed at them, especially Corey, Rex says... What no applause? You son of a bitch! (then AJ jumps him all mad) Why you little shit, get off me! (AJ kills him until Joe and Corey using all their strength pulls him off Rex, then Rex punches him in the eye, and he falls down in Corey's arms)" -Rex and AJ "Hey AJ man. Can I ask ya something? Do you know where Harvard is? It's by Boston. No, I mean do you really know where Harvard is, it's a whole other planet man, a whole other universe, totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blonde guys who eat ivy and row boats. What I'm trying to say is, you and Corey are just not made for eachother, she's different than you, she's...(AJ walks away) -Eddie and AJ "AJ, do you have something to say? Well um, is it better to know or not to know? Augh! See I wanna go to art school, but I'm afraid! Jesus, I hate this funeral!"-Corey, AJ, Deb "What are you doing with a gun?"-AJ "No wait, here I made something for you...Warren, I work here! (reads tag) Cool, thanks man! Can you keep it here for me, so when I get back? Sure!"-AJ and Warren "Here's 23 dollars from AJ's expense account!"-AJ "5 bucks! 5 dollars a beer people, have you money ready, alright?"-AJ "Happy Rex Manning day!"-Corey "Dad says, 'there are 24 usuable hours in a day!'"-Corey "You amaze me! You are such a nerd! That's me!"-Gina and Corey "I remember the first time he sang it on the Family Way, I got so excited I almost choked on a pretzel!"-Corey "Calculus, I hate it but my dad says I gotta get an A."-Corey "That's supposed to be a joke right? No, you're the joke!"-Corey and Deb "Revealing clothing, yeah!"-Corey "
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