Ethan is now finally 22.
He's not old enough yet to be feeling too blue.
It seems like yesterday he was playing a 12 year old brat,
but no wait-him a brat?!? I doubt that.
He's been lovestruck, a robot lover, and a brownie loving fool,
But whatever he's playing he's just damn cool.
It's no wonder he's got so many rad friends,
it's because he's not the one to follow the trends!
We love you as Doyle, Tracy, Preston, and can't forget Mark,
We even love you when you're playing Allen Clark who's dark.
Hope your birthday is happy and gay, cause Hell, you mustn't
dwell on Ethan Embry day!
Once again, Happy 22th Birthday Ethan, and many more to come!!!