Rory is now 28!
And already many girls wanna be his mate!
Even when he's playing a druggie in "Dazed and Confused,"
he still has this presence that keeps us amused!
Once people heard his memorable phrase, "Damn the Man,"
he made everyone want to join his clan!
The point is, he's had many kinds of rolls,
which makes him win so many polls.
Since 1993 he has been one of the best
and there ain't no one gonna take away his zest!
Once again, Happy 28th Birthday Rory, and many more to come!!!